swamp~fox asked:


At lunch my friends decided it would be a good idea to launch an ice cream sandwich (completely out of the package) and it flew across the cafeteria and hit the table where 2 girls i like were sitting. Before I saw who it hit I started laughing because it was miraculous that no teachers saw but then the girls saw me laughing and I felt kind of bad. I dont know what to do I guess there are other fish in the sea

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Feed the models! asked:


where the baby sits and he can “walk” around the stationary center?
I think it’s baby blue…

Have you seen such thing?

I saw it in Target and I can’t remember its name, now they’re out of it, and I can’t even remember its name so I can’t ask about it…

Please help me!

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watermelon_xo asked:


I’ve never known how to cook a delicious roast chicken that is crispy (but not burnt) on the outside and tender and moist (but well cooked) on the inside. I saw a TV show once where the chicken was stuffed with some kind of lemon and lime with herbs or something… I don’t remember and then it was covererd with table salt that just crumbled off when it was done… it was one of Jamie Oliver’s recipes, does anyone remember? If not, what is a simple but delicious way of roasting a chicken?

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JLC asked:


I drove down Joseph St in Lane Cove this morning around 8:50am and saw two federal police cars, about 4 large trucks with a whole bunch of equipment in the back and tables/chairs set up on the council grass. I’m torn between thinking something bad had happened because of the police or that they’re shooting a movie? Does anyone know?

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vodkastan asked:


TOOLS EXPLAINED

DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching
flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the
chest and flings your beer across the room, denting the
freshly-painted project which you had carefully set in the corner
where nothing could get to it.

WIRE WHEEL: Cleans paint off bolts and then throws them somewhere
under the workbench with the speed of light. Also removes
fingerprints and hard-earned calluses from fingers in about the time
it takes you to say, ‘Oh SH– ‘

ELECTRIC HAND DRILL: Normally used for spinning pop rivets in their
holes until you die of old age.

SKILL SAW: A portable cutting tool used to make studs too short.

PLIERS: Used to round off bolt heads. Sometimes used in the creation< BR>of blood-blisters.

BELT SANDER: An electric sanding tool commonly used to convert minor
touch-up jobs into major refinishing jobs.

HACKSAW: One of a family of cutting tools built on the Ouija board
principle. It transforms human energy into a crooked, unpredictable
motion, and the more you attempt to influence its course, the more
dismal your future becomes.

VISE-GRIPS: Generally used after pliers to completely round off bolt
heads. If nothing else is available, they can also be used to
transfer intense welding heat to the palm of your hand.

OXYACETYLENE TORCH: Used almost entirely for lighting various
flammable objects in your shop on fire. Also handy for igniting the
grease inside the wheel hub out of which you want to remove a bearing
race.

TABLE SAW: A large stationary power tool commonly used to launch wood
projectiles for testing wall integrity.

HYDRAULIC FLOOR JACK: Used for lowering an automobile to the ground
after you have installed your new brake shoes, trapping the jack
handle firmly under the bumper.

BAND SAW: A large stationary power saw primarily used by most shops
to cut good aluminum sheet into smaller pieces that more easily fit
into the trash can after you cut on the inside of the line instead of
the outside edge.

TWO-TON ENGINE HOIST: A tool for testing the maximum tensile strength
of everything you forgot to disconnect.

PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER: Normally used to stab the vacuum seals under
lids or for opening old-style paper-and-tin oil cans and splashing oil
on your shirt; but can also be used, as the name implies, to strip
out Phillips ***** heads.

STRAIGHT SCREWDRIVER: A tool for opening paint cans. Sometimes used
to convert common slotted screws into non-removable screws and
butchering your palms.

PRY BAR: A tool used to crumple the metal surrounding that clip or
bracket you needed to remove in order to replace a 50 cent part.

HOSE CUTTER: A tool used to make hoses too short.

HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays
is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive parts
adjacent the object we are trying to hit.

UTILITY KNIFE: Used to open and slice through the contents of
cardboard cartons delivered to your front door; works particularly
well on contents such as seats, vinyl records, liquids in plastic
bottles, collector magazines, refund checks, and rubber or plastic
parts. Especially useful for slicing work clothes, but only while in
use.

DAMN-IT TOOL: Any handy tool that you grab and throw across the garage
while yelling ‘DAMN-IT’ at the top of your lungs. It is also, most
often, the next tool that you will need.

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zhearto43 asked:


yesterday it was “my week” so i asked a friend for supplies in a note. The guy who sits at our table saw the note and told all the guys. But that wasn;t the worst art. It leaked through to my shorts and i asked my friend to help me get it off. but now all the guys kno and its so uncomfortable when i ask to go to the bathroom, they all start cracking up….help (i kno their immature =)

My boyfreind croaked when he seen the money I made

luistoralx3 asked:


Ok, I saw this girl at the beginning of the school year … she is always with her cousin and she used to smile at me in between classes. I did not know that she had A lunch just like me, one time my friends that sit in my table saw me staring at her and they noticed that she was also staring at me. That same day I got up and went to her table, I asked her for her name, but I was so nervous and her stupid frieds were so loud that I did not hearher name the only thing i heard was the last words ***enda. she was smiling at me and she got red. Days passed and I kept staring at her during lunch, one of the girls that sit with me wrote a letter that said ” ( Do u want to go out with my friend?) ” I told her not to give it to her because I really did not know her… But she did. Since that day the girl doenst even look at me and every time she sees me she turns to some other direction , and im afraid to talk to her please help me … should I invite her to my prom ????

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Al-kuron W asked:


He keeps looking at me strangely sometimes and whenever I talk to him he acts weirdly. Once, I saw him holding his **** with his left and underneath a table while he was talking to me.
He keeps looking at me strangely sometimes and whenever I talk to him he acts weirdly. Once, I saw him holding his **** with his left hand underneath table while he was talking to me.
If he was actually gay, I would be pretty shocked. I probably would continue to hang out with him but I would appreciate him a little bit more.

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abbigail_angel asked:


I need simple steps to using a radial arm saw and a table saw…if you know, please tell me which is which directions so i dont get confused..also, why doesnt glue stick to the inside of the glue bottle?
i need to know because i dont have the manuals and its on my shop test and i wasnt there the day he explained it so i really need to know beacause if i get it wrong, i have to retake the test, and if i get it wrong again, i have to quit his class!

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1001001 asked:


we live close to Redding California. I know a friend who works in the medical filed as a manager a home of mentally disabled individuals. One day I visited her house and saw a huge mound of paper work on just about everything, including tips about how to make certain foods “state approved” creamy consistency. what happened to the paperless society? the paper stacks on the table could be weighed in pounds, and this was only for one week. I am far from an environmentalist , however, even I can see that this is a waste on an incredible scale. what can be done?

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